Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: “I’m Super Low-Class” by Teton Toots

Part 8 in an ongoing series

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To the tune of “Greensleeves.”

I showed up uninvited to your fancy party, maybe a wedding. I was dressed in a cowboy costume.

Somehow nobody stopped me from approaching you even though I was obviously unwelcome.