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Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: Johnny Brick (They Shot My Dog)
Part 9 in an ongoing series
Gianno Reese is Johnny Brick, a retired brickmason who just bought a whippet puppy. The film deals with deep philosophical questions about the relative value of human and animal life, and it arrives at the obviously correct answer: one dog’s life is worth about twenty human ones.
In the first scene, a suspended cop who is moonlighting as a dog seller tells Brick, “Enjoy your new life with your cute little forever friend.” That statement will prove to be devastatingly ironic.
Brick’s neighbor calls the police on him at 3 a.m. because the new dog won’t stop barking, and the terrified cop who takes the call ends up shooting the dog. Brick had named it Karl, after his father, who died in a freak shaving accident.
Brick decides to take his revenge on everyone who had anything to do with Karl’s death, starting with the dog salesman. When Brick confronts him, he asks “Is this about the breed? Look, yeah, sometimes I sell a dog that is part chihuahua without telling buyers. But do I deserve to die for that?” His eyes plead desperately as Brick levels his double-barreled wheellock pistol at his chest (Brick is into antique firearms). “Yes,” Brick whispers as he unloads both barrels.
