Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: Willem Shaggsbeard’s Alley McBeath
Part 6 in an ongoing series
George McBeath, Thane of Glans, and his sidekick Quontro roll up on three grannies beatboxing to the RUN DMC classic “Christmas in Hollis” on a street corner.
“Hail, McBeath!” they cry. “Dude, do you want to be king of this dungheap?”