Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: Willem Shaggsbeard’s Alley McBeath

Part 6 in an ongoing series

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George McBeath, Thane of Glans, and his sidekick Quontro roll up on three grannies beatboxing to the RUN DMC classic “Christmas in Hollis” on a street corner.

“Hail, McBeath!” they cry. “Dude, do you want to be king of this dungheap?”